“I was ready to make a run for it, and this bloke came out of the kitchen with no shirt on, those black Bruce Lee trousers, and he’s come out with a chopper that’s about 3 foot long. “He was like, ‘get out of my shop’ about four foot away from me, and because the knife was longer I’ve gone ‘bonk’, and he’s tipped it onto himself, he’s rice krispied himself.